What happens when some Hollywood exec decrees that all able bodied bad mother fuckers still working in the movies gather in one film? You get a movie called The Expendables, the story of a group of mercenaries that head to South America to overthrow a dictator.
According to imdb.com, here's the cast so far:
Dolph Lundgren... Dolph fucking Lundgren!
And just to get some acting pedigree in, we also get Ben Kingsley and Forrest Whitaker.
But you know, looking at that list, something seems to be missing. Yeah, those are some real hard asses, but it just seems like there could be....
Holy shit Arnold Schwarzenegger is in this thing too!
Seriously, is there even a need to hire a writer for this thing?