Sunday, August 05, 2007

Namor Don't Fuck Around

When a young Kree boy comes to Earth and declares war on humanity, most of the other heroes sit around trying to figure out how to reach out to the obviously upset and disturbed young man.

Namor the Submariner? Let's just say he suggests a more direct approach to disciplining the boy as seen in the new issue of Illuminati:

That, ladies and gentlemen, is how one goes about not fucking around. And, in case you're wondering, Namor actually spends most of the issue following through with his recommendation. He beats the shit out of a teenage boy to teach him respect.


Derek said...

Namor do not fuck around. He simply do not.

Kelley said...

I can't comment. All I know about Namor is David Boreanaz is rumored to play him in a movie. Which means Namor must be cool. Hence, his solution to this particular problem seems fitting. And the idea of David on the big screen again...that's just priceless.

oppy00 said...

That's just good parenting.

Dharma Hawk said...

Namor for President '08. Or at least Secretary of Education (he he he).