Well, 2006 is wrapping up, and we all prepare to make that leap into 2007. All in all, 2006 wasn’t half bad.
So what does 2007 hold for The Nerduary? Who knows really, but I have my predictions. First, I think The Nerduary is going to become a global power. Most of our readers may not know this, but we’ve been funding research into cold fusion, and once our scientists have mastered it, we’re going to auction it off to the highest bidder. We’ll finally be the force to be reckoned with that we’ve always dreamed of being. For those that feel like they’ve come in too late, I say nonsense. We can always use good henchmen, and we’ve come up with some pretty snazzy designs for uniforms.
I also predict that The Nerduary's contributors will have a strange year. One of us will find ourselves in possession of a disk with thousands of government secrets only to go on the run from a sinister shadow agency (Turner). One of us will be seduced by a beautiful blonde woman only to cause the downfall of humanity and hallucinate said blonde woman on a regular basis (Jake). One of us will play Star Wars: Battlefront so well that an alien empire will recruit him to lead their troops into battle against their enemy (Logan). Meanwhile, I predict one of us will inadvertently drive their SUV into a subterranean lost land filled with dinosaurs and other abominations with his two children (Derek). And lastly, I foresee one of us battling an evil parallel world version of himself that’s Hell-bent on conquering the multiverse (Joe Ben).
You know, 2007 may shape up to be a pretty dull year after all.
Happy New Year!
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Saturday, December 30, 2006
The Nerduary Best of TV, Movies and Comics 2006
If everyone else can do one of these, then by God so can we!
Feel free to disagree, but after careful consideration, this is the list I came up with.
Best Geek Movie of the Year:
Superman Returns
The Man of Steel returned and boy how. Bryan Singer brought his skills to the very first super hero with astonishing results. And if the way Singer handled the X-Men franchise is any indication, we can only expect better things from here on out. Some folks didn't like the "super-baby" subplot, but it was alright by me. In fact, I'm glad something new was contributed to the Superman mythos as back in the Man of Steel's prime (in the 1950's), there was an editorial mandate that writers had to add something new on a regular basis. This, to me, is that same spirit.
Runner up:
Clerks 2
When Kevin Smith first announced that he was returning to the cult classic that made him a star, fans were rightfully apprehensive. However, where the first Clerks was a commentary on dealing with first entering adulthood, Clerks 2 did an outstanding job of commenting on life well into being a grown-up and the hardships it brings. Plus, it was fucking hilarious.
Best TV show:
Battlestar Galactica
Some folks say the old show has gotten a little weaker in its third season. Me? I think it’s still a fascinating study of human nature and just all out good science fiction.
Runner up:
Doctor Who
This British import is perhaps one of the most fun shows on television and does a great job of carrying the torch of a show that has a mythology that’s over 40 years old. Old fans get to see the story of The Doctor continued, while new fans don’t feel left out at all.
Best Comic Series:
Civil War
Love it or hate it, this is the series that everyone’s talking about and will be for years to come. The Marvel universe seems more dangerous than it has in years and readers can’t wait to see how everything will play out. The only drawback to this entire series is that it's been chronically late, however that hasn't hurt interest at all. While some fans worry how the Marvel universe will bounce back, everyone agrees that this is some compelling stuff.
Runner Up:
52
DC Comics’ big event, this weekly comic is a real-time look into one year in the original comic book universe. Not only is the story engaging and also ran characters are getting their chance to shine, but it has shipped on time each and every week since it started last Spring.
Feel free to disagree, but after careful consideration, this is the list I came up with.
Best Geek Movie of the Year:
Superman ReturnsThe Man of Steel returned and boy how. Bryan Singer brought his skills to the very first super hero with astonishing results. And if the way Singer handled the X-Men franchise is any indication, we can only expect better things from here on out. Some folks didn't like the "super-baby" subplot, but it was alright by me. In fact, I'm glad something new was contributed to the Superman mythos as back in the Man of Steel's prime (in the 1950's), there was an editorial mandate that writers had to add something new on a regular basis. This, to me, is that same spirit.
Runner up:
Clerks 2
When Kevin Smith first announced that he was returning to the cult classic that made him a star, fans were rightfully apprehensive. However, where the first Clerks was a commentary on dealing with first entering adulthood, Clerks 2 did an outstanding job of commenting on life well into being a grown-up and the hardships it brings. Plus, it was fucking hilarious.
Best TV show:
Battlestar GalacticaSome folks say the old show has gotten a little weaker in its third season. Me? I think it’s still a fascinating study of human nature and just all out good science fiction.
Runner up:
Doctor Who
This British import is perhaps one of the most fun shows on television and does a great job of carrying the torch of a show that has a mythology that’s over 40 years old. Old fans get to see the story of The Doctor continued, while new fans don’t feel left out at all.
Best Comic Series:
Civil WarLove it or hate it, this is the series that everyone’s talking about and will be for years to come. The Marvel universe seems more dangerous than it has in years and readers can’t wait to see how everything will play out. The only drawback to this entire series is that it's been chronically late, however that hasn't hurt interest at all. While some fans worry how the Marvel universe will bounce back, everyone agrees that this is some compelling stuff.
Runner Up:
52
DC Comics’ big event, this weekly comic is a real-time look into one year in the original comic book universe. Not only is the story engaging and also ran characters are getting their chance to shine, but it has shipped on time each and every week since it started last Spring.
Big News For James Bond
Most everyone agrees that Casino Royale may be the best Bond film ever, and now it has the numbers to prove it. Check out how it did at the box office here.
Bad Omen
One has to wonder if the new Iraqi government has ever seen South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut...
Somehow I doubt it.
Somehow I doubt it.
Friday, December 29, 2006
Doctor Who Goodness
Some information on the upcoming third season of the new Doctor Who series can be found by clicking here.
Seems pretty promising.
Seems pretty promising.
Thursday, December 28, 2006
Nerduary Showdown #23
Logan’s away for the day, so he’s asked me to handle the showdown. Last week, Rocky took down the Cinderella Man. Who’s having it out this week? Read on, dear reader, read on…
***
Ernst Stavro Blofeld was pleased. After years of defeat, SPECTRE was finally becoming a world power again. The Middle East was still in turmoil do mostly to his organization’s interference, he had managed to add dozens of politicians into his pocket via blackmail and bribery, and dictators of developing nations all over the world couldn’t line up fast enough to enlist the services of SPECTRE. For the first time in a long, long time, Blofeld was able to sit back with his white Persian cat and take a moment to relax.
An explosion shook the room. Several more followed. Alarms sounded, and over head he could hear the sound of jets rushing in low. Blofeld pressed a button on the side of his chair. A large screen at the head of the room lit up, showing the base’s control hub, and a mass of his henchmen scrambling.
“What is this?” Another explosion rocked the base. “What nation dares attack us?”
“We don’t know, sir,” an underling answered back. “We just…”
The image of the underling disappeared in static, and was replaced by that of a blue-hooded figure.
“No, nation, dear Blofeld,” hooded figure said. “You’re not that lucky today.”
“Cobra Commander!” Blofeld shouted. “I should have known only you would have the hubris to attack me here, in my home. You’ll pay for this.”
“I sincerely doubt that,” Cobra Commander said, touching his finger tips together. “Right now, Cobra forces are attacking SPECTRE cells all over the world. The market has gotten too tight. Consider this a hostile take over.”
“We shall see about that,” Blofeld said.
***
So there you have it. The forces of Cobra versus the forces of long-time James Bond nemesis SPECTRE in a battle that rages all over the world. Both sides use the same means to get the same kinds of jobs done. Who will be the last terrorist organization standing? Voting lasts for a week. Write your choice in the comments section and may the best, er, worst man win!
***
Ernst Stavro Blofeld was pleased. After years of defeat, SPECTRE was finally becoming a world power again. The Middle East was still in turmoil do mostly to his organization’s interference, he had managed to add dozens of politicians into his pocket via blackmail and bribery, and dictators of developing nations all over the world couldn’t line up fast enough to enlist the services of SPECTRE. For the first time in a long, long time, Blofeld was able to sit back with his white Persian cat and take a moment to relax.An explosion shook the room. Several more followed. Alarms sounded, and over head he could hear the sound of jets rushing in low. Blofeld pressed a button on the side of his chair. A large screen at the head of the room lit up, showing the base’s control hub, and a mass of his henchmen scrambling.
“What is this?” Another explosion rocked the base. “What nation dares attack us?”
“We don’t know, sir,” an underling answered back. “We just…”
The image of the underling disappeared in static, and was replaced by that of a blue-hooded figure.
“No, nation, dear Blofeld,” hooded figure said. “You’re not that lucky today.”“Cobra Commander!” Blofeld shouted. “I should have known only you would have the hubris to attack me here, in my home. You’ll pay for this.”
“I sincerely doubt that,” Cobra Commander said, touching his finger tips together. “Right now, Cobra forces are attacking SPECTRE cells all over the world. The market has gotten too tight. Consider this a hostile take over.”
“We shall see about that,” Blofeld said.
***
So there you have it. The forces of Cobra versus the forces of long-time James Bond nemesis SPECTRE in a battle that rages all over the world. Both sides use the same means to get the same kinds of jobs done. Who will be the last terrorist organization standing? Voting lasts for a week. Write your choice in the comments section and may the best, er, worst man win!
Rise of the Silver Surfer Trailer is up
While the thought of having to sit through another miscast and poorly written Fantastic Four movie is truly a horrific thought, I am now forced to admit that I will most likely be in theaters opening night for the Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.
Why? Just check out this trailer.
Good God in heaven. That's actually the Silver Surfer flying around as I always imagined he would look (minus the phasing through buildings, but hey, it works).
Why? Just check out this trailer.
Good God in heaven. That's actually the Silver Surfer flying around as I always imagined he would look (minus the phasing through buildings, but hey, it works).
Optimus gets cover shoot
Everyone has been wondering what our ol' buddy Optimus Prime will look like in next summer's movie, Transformers.
I think I'll let the photo from this month's Empire magazine speak for itself.
I think I'll let the photo from this month's Empire magazine speak for itself.
Wednesday, December 27, 2006
William Atherton Rocks Hard
When it comes to on screen dickheads, they don’t come much worse than William Atherton. Don’t know who he is? Oh, trust me, you do.
I spent most of the Christmas weekend bedridden with food poisoning and had to spend some time at the hospital. That meant one thing: lots of TV. And since it was Christmas weekend, cable networks were showing lots of them. This is how I started to form this brief man-crush on William Atherton.
While Atherton has been in MANY movies and a has played so many varied roles it’s ridiculous, I’m only going to focus on three here. Ghostbusters, Real Genius, and Die Hard. I think these movies best show off the levels of sheer dickery that Atherton is able to bring to the screen.
When you think of great movie villains, you think Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Leather Face and Rob Lowe from the first Wayne’s World movie. To me, though, they don’t come any worse than Walter Peck. A big wig with the EPA, Peck has it out for the Ghostbusters from the moment he sits down in Peter Venkman’s office. While he sites concerns that hazardous materials are going to loose themselves on an unsuspecting public, you kind of get the impression he just woke up one morning and wanted to fuck with someone. This is more than believable, as we’ve all meet people like this. Hell, some days, we are those people.
Atherton, while he plays Walter Peck to the point of over the top, never goes too far with the character. He always keeps him real while maintaining the position of uber-dick. In other movies featuring a legendary super-dick, the actor inevitably makes the character a cartoonish buffoon. But Peck always seems like a real-life son of a bitch. And that’s awesome.
It’s always been my contention that Ghostbusters 2 failed because it lacked Walter Peck. And because it sucked hard.
Next up, Atherton played Prof. Jerry Hathaway in Real Genius. While the movie was an okay, yet fun, romp, and people always give Val Kilmer credit for making it what it was, those people are wrong. The producers knew that if you needed a bad guy, but not the kind that blows shit up, you can only go to one person: that’s right. William Atherton.
While I didn’t realize it at the time (because I was 6 and wouldn’t go off to college for another 12 years) Prof. Jerry Hathaway is not only an asshole college professor, he’s EVERY asshole college professor. I think to prepare for this role, Atherton traveled to most university’s and community colleges in the country and had sit down meetings with the biggest assholes on campus with tenure. Then, he spent months melding those personalities into one, giant, jack-off. Seriously, think back to your own college experience and I promise you’ll come up with at least five Prof. Jerry Hathaway’s. In the Georgia Southern University Comm Arts program alone, I can think of four. And that’s just one department!
In 1988, Atherton brought his dickery skills to a new, yet strangely familiar character. While John McLain was saving Nakotomi Towers in Die Hard, intrepid reporter Richard Thornburg was on the scene. This movie is actually a milestone for Atherton’s characters. While he did play the smarmy broadcast journalist more than realistically, the real achievement is that the filmmakers actually named his character “Dick”. Before, the title was left to the audience to bestow upon Atherton’s characters. But here, the filmmakers took a more active role.
They realized that we’d seen Atherton play this character before, so why not make things a little fun? Why not make it a little joke with the audience? And you know what? It worked! Not only did Atherton almost manage to steal best villain from Alan “Hans Gruber” Rickman (who will one day get his own man-crush write-up), but he was brought back for Die Hard 2. Sadly, Die Hard 2 didn’t really live up to it’s predecessor, and I suppose the filmmakers placed the blame on Atherton, and so he was sadly absent from the third installment. Which sucked harder than the second.
Little known fact: Atherton was originally wooed to play Mr. Svenning in Mallrats. He turned it down to perform in the inspirational, ahem, Bio Dome instead.
Some people may have forgotten William Atherton, but the man does stay pretty busy. While he has a had some film work, he mostly does TV work these days. Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal and even Justice League. However, his presence is missed on the big screen. There’s a level of dickery that hasn’t truly been achieved since. Everyone talks about declining box office revenue and how no matter how hard studios try, they just can’t get butts back into the seats.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you William Atherton.
I spent most of the Christmas weekend bedridden with food poisoning and had to spend some time at the hospital. That meant one thing: lots of TV. And since it was Christmas weekend, cable networks were showing lots of them. This is how I started to form this brief man-crush on William Atherton.While Atherton has been in MANY movies and a has played so many varied roles it’s ridiculous, I’m only going to focus on three here. Ghostbusters, Real Genius, and Die Hard. I think these movies best show off the levels of sheer dickery that Atherton is able to bring to the screen.
When you think of great movie villains, you think Darth Vader, Hannibal Lector, Leather Face and Rob Lowe from the first Wayne’s World movie. To me, though, they don’t come any worse than Walter Peck. A big wig with the EPA, Peck has it out for the Ghostbusters from the moment he sits down in Peter Venkman’s office. While he sites concerns that hazardous materials are going to loose themselves on an unsuspecting public, you kind of get the impression he just woke up one morning and wanted to fuck with someone. This is more than believable, as we’ve all meet people like this. Hell, some days, we are those people.
Atherton, while he plays Walter Peck to the point of over the top, never goes too far with the character. He always keeps him real while maintaining the position of uber-dick. In other movies featuring a legendary super-dick, the actor inevitably makes the character a cartoonish buffoon. But Peck always seems like a real-life son of a bitch. And that’s awesome.
It’s always been my contention that Ghostbusters 2 failed because it lacked Walter Peck. And because it sucked hard.
Next up, Atherton played Prof. Jerry Hathaway in Real Genius. While the movie was an okay, yet fun, romp, and people always give Val Kilmer credit for making it what it was, those people are wrong. The producers knew that if you needed a bad guy, but not the kind that blows shit up, you can only go to one person: that’s right. William Atherton.
While I didn’t realize it at the time (because I was 6 and wouldn’t go off to college for another 12 years) Prof. Jerry Hathaway is not only an asshole college professor, he’s EVERY asshole college professor. I think to prepare for this role, Atherton traveled to most university’s and community colleges in the country and had sit down meetings with the biggest assholes on campus with tenure. Then, he spent months melding those personalities into one, giant, jack-off. Seriously, think back to your own college experience and I promise you’ll come up with at least five Prof. Jerry Hathaway’s. In the Georgia Southern University Comm Arts program alone, I can think of four. And that’s just one department!
In 1988, Atherton brought his dickery skills to a new, yet strangely familiar character. While John McLain was saving Nakotomi Towers in Die Hard, intrepid reporter Richard Thornburg was on the scene. This movie is actually a milestone for Atherton’s characters. While he did play the smarmy broadcast journalist more than realistically, the real achievement is that the filmmakers actually named his character “Dick”. Before, the title was left to the audience to bestow upon Atherton’s characters. But here, the filmmakers took a more active role.
They realized that we’d seen Atherton play this character before, so why not make things a little fun? Why not make it a little joke with the audience? And you know what? It worked! Not only did Atherton almost manage to steal best villain from Alan “Hans Gruber” Rickman (who will one day get his own man-crush write-up), but he was brought back for Die Hard 2. Sadly, Die Hard 2 didn’t really live up to it’s predecessor, and I suppose the filmmakers placed the blame on Atherton, and so he was sadly absent from the third installment. Which sucked harder than the second.
Little known fact: Atherton was originally wooed to play Mr. Svenning in Mallrats. He turned it down to perform in the inspirational, ahem, Bio Dome instead.
Some people may have forgotten William Atherton, but the man does stay pretty busy. While he has a had some film work, he mostly does TV work these days. Desperate Housewives, Boston Legal and even Justice League. However, his presence is missed on the big screen. There’s a level of dickery that hasn’t truly been achieved since. Everyone talks about declining box office revenue and how no matter how hard studios try, they just can’t get butts back into the seats.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you William Atherton.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Something to Hold Us All Over
Since most of us are still recovering from the holidays, I figured it would be nice to have something light and fun until we can get back into the full swing of things here at The Nerduary. So with that, compliments of friend of The Nerduary Devodana, here's a great trailer for Star Wars as Jackass 2.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Monday, December 25, 2006
Sunday, December 24, 2006
Dragonball Z Meets Kobayashi
In all my years of being a fan of Dragonball Z, I never thought I’d see the day that it would be parodied on Saturday Night Live.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Rocky Still Packs a Punch
Turns out that people still want to see Rocky in action. Rocky Balboa pulled in more than $6 million on its opening day, and looks to make even more by the end of the weekend. Good to see Sylvester Stallone having as much of a comeback as his iconic character.
Go Rocky.
Go Sly.
Go Rocky.
Go Sly.
Friday, December 22, 2006
The Silver Surfer Revealed
One of my all-time favorite comic book characters, The Silver Surfer, will feature in the next Fantastic Four movie (already nervous). So what does the bearer of the power cosmic look like? Will his image be true to the comic or will the filmmakers go crazy and make him totally unrecognizable?
Click here to see.
Click here to see.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows
The title for the next and last Harry Potter book was announced today. There will probably be more buzz about this book than any of the previous novels. Here is a link to a story posted by Yahoo! about the naming, and it has an explanation of a little game on Rowlings own website. I haven't tried the game yet, but I am planning to.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061221/ap_en_ce/books_potter_title_2
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061221/ap_en_ce/books_potter_title_2
Nifty Nerduary Showdown #22
Last week's showdown between Skynet and the Cylons from the new Battlestar Galactica had some awesome responses. It seemed the Cylons would take this battle fairly easily, according to the Nerduary voters. Thanks to all who responded.
This week, in honor of a certain movie opening, I thought we'd take things into the ring.
***
Rocky Balboa thought he was going to be fighting Mason "The Line" Dixon in what was going to be his final bout. The training had gone as well as he had hoped. His family was here in Las Vegas to watch the fight. He was ready.
The lights dimmed and he made his way into the ring. The crowd cheered for him as they had so many years before. "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!"
He stepped into the ring and could not hold back a smile.
From the other side of the massive room came some big band music. The crowd rumbled in confusion.
"And now," the announcer said, "the greatest underdog story in sports history is about to take on the former champ for one last bout. Here he is, The Cinderella Man, James Braddock."
Rocky knew he had to be dreaming. Wasn't he always called the greatest underdog story in sports history? He watched the determined figure march through the crowd toward the ring.
This wasn't the night he was expecting, but it was going to be an interesting night in the ring, anyway.
***
So we have two boxers that are older and past their prime. Both are known for their ability to take punishment in the ring.
I know James Braddock was a real life character, but just concentrate on Russell Crowe's portrayal when casting the vote. To vote, just post your answer at the top followed by a story if you so desire. May the best boxer win.
No matter who wins, I sure would love to see this fight.
This week, in honor of a certain movie opening, I thought we'd take things into the ring.
***
Rocky Balboa thought he was going to be fighting Mason "The Line" Dixon in what was going to be his final bout. The training had gone as well as he had hoped. His family was here in Las Vegas to watch the fight. He was ready.
The lights dimmed and he made his way into the ring. The crowd cheered for him as they had so many years before. "Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!"
He stepped into the ring and could not hold back a smile.
From the other side of the massive room came some big band music. The crowd rumbled in confusion. "And now," the announcer said, "the greatest underdog story in sports history is about to take on the former champ for one last bout. Here he is, The Cinderella Man, James Braddock."
Rocky knew he had to be dreaming. Wasn't he always called the greatest underdog story in sports history? He watched the determined figure march through the crowd toward the ring.
This wasn't the night he was expecting, but it was going to be an interesting night in the ring, anyway.
***
So we have two boxers that are older and past their prime. Both are known for their ability to take punishment in the ring.
I know James Braddock was a real life character, but just concentrate on Russell Crowe's portrayal when casting the vote. To vote, just post your answer at the top followed by a story if you so desire. May the best boxer win.
No matter who wins, I sure would love to see this fight.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Greetings from Metropolis, IL
This has been a long time coming, but I finally got the pictures.
I've got more pics from the Superman museum/giftshop in Metropolis, IL.
I've got more pics from the Superman museum/giftshop in Metropolis, IL.
New Transformers trailer
Well, here it is. This is the first full Transformers trailer released and I have to say it still manages to not show much of the actual Transformers.
Enjoy.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Abe Lincoln's Journal
In the spirit of Bridget Jones Diary comes a comedy about President Abraham Lincoln during those wild n' wacky years of the Civil War. Not really.
It seems the success of National Treasure with Nic Cage has brought about the making of a sequel to film early '07. The plot revolves around some lost pages in a diary and involves the assassination plot with John Wilkes Booth. If you want a spoiler ridden account of the movie (which I was a little sad I read), click here http://www.aintitcool.com/node/31030
If you read that, you probably are thinking about some of the same ... concerns as I am. However, the first movie, however unlikely and ridiculous, was a fun time at the movies, er, in front of the couch. I'll admit I rented this with low expectations. Who knows if the second movie will still be fun. With the same director and cast returning, it should be at least something to watch while eating popcorn.
Rocky Balboa back tomorrow
The wait is over! Rocky hits the ring again for "one final round."
Critics have mostly loved the Italian Stallion's return to the ring. Some have said it's a good book end to the first movie. Sly said he thought his fantasy edit would have the first movie end and then a title screen reading "thirty years later" would pop up before showing the movie. I don't care if it's the greatest movie ever. I'm just looking forward to a good ol' Rocky movie one last time.
And, speaking of one last time, I thought the Nerduary could have the trailer up one last time. See you guys at the theater.
Critics have mostly loved the Italian Stallion's return to the ring. Some have said it's a good book end to the first movie. Sly said he thought his fantasy edit would have the first movie end and then a title screen reading "thirty years later" would pop up before showing the movie. I don't care if it's the greatest movie ever. I'm just looking forward to a good ol' Rocky movie one last time.
And, speaking of one last time, I thought the Nerduary could have the trailer up one last time. See you guys at the theater.
The forgotten Foundation
I had never heard of the Foundation books by sci-fi master Isaac Asimov. They've won countless awards and some say they are more acclaimed than the Lord of the Rings by J.R.R. Tolkien.What are these books?
When Chris first mentioned them to me, the title sounded like some kind of self-help book or a way to start your own business. I have always loved science fiction and, believe it or not, enjoy reading it more than watching it. I don't really know why, but there is something fascinating about imagining the worlds and technologies without having it spoon-fed. I am paraphrasing, but Chris said something along the lines of "Dude, this is where sci-fi began. You should really check these out." He had said something similar about Dune--a suggestion I took quite seriously--but that is another story entirely …
So with that recommendation in mind, I thought I should probably check it out. I found old paperback copies of four of the books (1, 2, 3, 5) for about four or five bucks. As you notice, the used bookstore did not have the fourth novel. Well, I thought, if I can get such sci-fi greatness for such a cheap price, the world is a mighty fine place.
Quick background about my sci-fi tastes (some might think it's weird): I'm not a big fan of aliens. Yeah, it's kind of cool in Star Wars. But there is a fine line for me. After a while, I start thinking there are just too many of them to keep up with. Star Trek is sometimes too much alien prosthetics for my taste.
I came home prepared to be whisked away by these Foundation books. To say the bar was set high is an understatement. I was anticipating aliens and, basically, stories from "a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away …"
I wasn't too far off. Aliens? No. Star Wars? Well, read on.
The first book (my favorite so far) completely surpassed my expectations. And truly amazed me how much actually seemed to come from the Star Wars universe. There were no aliens. Instead, I was treated to a truly believable future empire spanning countless worlds. This book had everything from political backstabbing to weird technology. The basic plot is that a genius scientist and mathematician named Hari Seldon had developed psychohistory, which can predict, mathematically, the future. No, it can't tell you who will win the next Super Bowl. But it can predict the future on a large scale. Seldon foresees the fall of the Galactic Empire and the coming of a barbaric dark age to last thirty thousand years. Rather than take the generic route of saving the galaxy, Seldon believes this collapse is unavoidable and he takes measures to ensure the dark age will last a mere thousand years. I don't want to give away too much, but it's safe to say half the fun is watching later generations try to figure out what Seldon was doing.
The extreme administrative needs of the empire were also believable. Imagine so much red tape it takes an entire planet focused solely on the administrative duties. The central planet, Terminus, reminded me of the Imperial Capitol in Star Wars.
Which brings me to the Star Wars parallels. There are many. Han Solo's home planet is in this book as is the term blaster. Did I mention these books are fifty years old? Did I further mention Star Wars came out twenty-five years ago? I'm not knocking George Lucas in anyway. It's no secret he borrowed from many different myths and sources. I just want Star Wars fans to know they will have a fun time reading these books and noticing certain terms and names.
Another interesting aspect is Earth. Mankind has spread out so far into space and for so long, it seems Earth is merely a forgotten planet somewhere in the cosmos.
Check out these books. It's hard to do them justice with a few hundred words. Most of these novels can be read in a couple of days. I have not read them all, yet, but I think most Nerduary visitors will find these little gems quite the treat for the holiday season.
Monday, December 18, 2006
Joe Barbera Dead at 95
Joe Barbera, co-creator of classic characters like The Flintstones, Tom and Jerry, The Jetsons, Yogi Bear and many, many others is dead. With his partner, William Hanna, he contributed more to American popculture than most could dream possible.
Sad news indeed. Read the whole story here.
Sad news indeed. Read the whole story here.
Will Smith slays dragon
The three new movies topped the box office over the weekend.
Close weekend at the movie box office as Will Smith's The Pursuit of Happyness edged the widely panned Eragon based on the novel of the same name. Charlotte's Web came in third. Here are the newcomers numbers from boxofficemojo:
The Pursuit of Happyness $27,000,000
Eragon $23,450,000
Charlotte's Web $12,026,000
Eragon, the book and movie coming in the wake of Harry Potter mania and Lord of the Rings fever, is another attempt at cashing on the fantasy genre. With a rottentomatoes percentage hovering around 10 percent (rottentomatoes.com is a site dedicated to rounding up all movie reviews from the press and internet to give you an overall idea of how critics are describing the movie), Eragon has been described as anything from another Dungeons and Dragon movie (I hope not) to a complete and utter Star Wars Episode Four rip off. While $23 million on opening weekend is nothing to laugh at, the movie cost alone is above $100 million and marketing adds to that cost. They still have a ways to go to make a profit there.
Of course, a failed fantasy movie will not hurt the genre since there are more Harry Potter's on the way.
In other box office news, Casino Royale continues to be strong with a total of $137 million in the US box office. The movie has raked in $384 million world wide.
To read the full boxofficemojo report, check here:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2219&p=.htm
Close weekend at the movie box office as Will Smith's The Pursuit of Happyness edged the widely panned Eragon based on the novel of the same name. Charlotte's Web came in third. Here are the newcomers numbers from boxofficemojo:
The Pursuit of Happyness $27,000,000
Eragon $23,450,000
Charlotte's Web $12,026,000
Eragon, the book and movie coming in the wake of Harry Potter mania and Lord of the Rings fever, is another attempt at cashing on the fantasy genre. With a rottentomatoes percentage hovering around 10 percent (rottentomatoes.com is a site dedicated to rounding up all movie reviews from the press and internet to give you an overall idea of how critics are describing the movie), Eragon has been described as anything from another Dungeons and Dragon movie (I hope not) to a complete and utter Star Wars Episode Four rip off. While $23 million on opening weekend is nothing to laugh at, the movie cost alone is above $100 million and marketing adds to that cost. They still have a ways to go to make a profit there. Of course, a failed fantasy movie will not hurt the genre since there are more Harry Potter's on the way.
In other box office news, Casino Royale continues to be strong with a total of $137 million in the US box office. The movie has raked in $384 million world wide.
To read the full boxofficemojo report, check here:
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=2219&p=.htm
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Pirates Three pics hit the web
Pirates of the Carribean: Dead Man's Chest made an insane amount of money this year. Now that the DVD is setting records, I think it's safe to say this is THE franchise of the decade (finacially, at least).
I've always thought the series was lots of fun, but the way it has taken off is just amazing. I never would have seen this coming. Of course, no one probably did.
Anyway, the third and supposedly final installment of the series is expected to come out next summer. A few photos have been leaked out on line from Ain't It Cool News. Looks like Captain Jack Sparrow will team up with the same crew from the first and tangle with some Asian pirates. Take a look.
I know I'll see this movie just like everyone else next summer. See you guys at the theater.
I've always thought the series was lots of fun, but the way it has taken off is just amazing. I never would have seen this coming. Of course, no one probably did.
Anyway, the third and supposedly final installment of the series is expected to come out next summer. A few photos have been leaked out on line from Ain't It Cool News. Looks like Captain Jack Sparrow will team up with the same crew from the first and tangle with some Asian pirates. Take a look.
I know I'll see this movie just like everyone else next summer. See you guys at the theater.
Riverdale Gang Gets a New Look
Okay. Confession time. When it comes to comic book ladies, I’ve always been a big Betty and Veronica man. Sure, dames like Elektra, Vampirella and Catwoman all stand tall in the hall of 2-D hotties, but you can keep them all. I’ll take Riverdale’s two most popular women.
For more than 60 years, the entire Archie crew has pretty much stayed the same as far as look goes. Sure, the clothes have changed to reflect the time, but art wise, if you’ve seen an Archie comic from the 50’s, I guarantee it’ll look the same as one from 2006.
Well, all that changes in 2007, when the looks of the character will be updated to a more contemporary comic look. And the start of it all? You guess it, Betty and Verinica.
Here’s a sample of the new look, compliments of Newsarama.com. A lot of folks are already complaining, but I say update away. It’s not like Archie comics are setting any trends in comics (or any medium for that matter) any way.
Plus, they look SMOKING HOT now. And the “new” Veronica kind of looks like my wife. Big plus on that front.
Check out the whole story here.
For more than 60 years, the entire Archie crew has pretty much stayed the same as far as look goes. Sure, the clothes have changed to reflect the time, but art wise, if you’ve seen an Archie comic from the 50’s, I guarantee it’ll look the same as one from 2006.
Well, all that changes in 2007, when the looks of the character will be updated to a more contemporary comic look. And the start of it all? You guess it, Betty and Verinica.
Here’s a sample of the new look, compliments of Newsarama.com. A lot of folks are already complaining, but I say update away. It’s not like Archie comics are setting any trends in comics (or any medium for that matter) any way.
Plus, they look SMOKING HOT now. And the “new” Veronica kind of looks like my wife. Big plus on that front.Check out the whole story here.
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Quick and Dirty
Here's a real quick one for all the Harry Potter fans out there. I was at the book store recently and saw a pre-order ad, so I asked the clerk when the expected arrival date for the next and last Harry Potter book is. He told me that there are rumors within the book world that say, "Book Seven will be released on 7.7.07." I've got a fairly good BS detector, so I'd say this is as good of an estimate as we can hope for at this time.
Tarzan to Swing Again?
Hot on the heels of The Shadow preparing to return to theaters is the lord of the jungle himself, compliments of Hellboy director Guillermo del Toro.
Again, I’m pretty stoked about yet another pulp hero returning to the big screen. I’m a huge fan of the Tarzan character and absolutely loved the original novel, sad ending and all. I even liked the more fantastic Tarzan adventures that saw him going all over the world and beyond.
However, Tarzan seems to be a hard character for modern Hollywood to get right. Filmmakers either make him too silly or, more forgivable, too dark, or, worst of all, veer to far from the source material.
I also think that filmmakers never truly commit to Tarzan’s animalistic duality. He is both savage and nobility all at once. The beauty of Tarzan in the books was the ease with which he could slip from aristocrat to lord of the jungle after he was taken from Africa and into civilization. More often than not, too much time is spent showing him as an outsider in civilization when in fact, he wasn't too much of one once he became accustomed to his new setting.
But, here’s hoping he can be done right. He’s a classic character that deserves a chance to shine for a new generation of movie goers.
Again, I’m pretty stoked about yet another pulp hero returning to the big screen. I’m a huge fan of the Tarzan character and absolutely loved the original novel, sad ending and all. I even liked the more fantastic Tarzan adventures that saw him going all over the world and beyond.
However, Tarzan seems to be a hard character for modern Hollywood to get right. Filmmakers either make him too silly or, more forgivable, too dark, or, worst of all, veer to far from the source material.
I also think that filmmakers never truly commit to Tarzan’s animalistic duality. He is both savage and nobility all at once. The beauty of Tarzan in the books was the ease with which he could slip from aristocrat to lord of the jungle after he was taken from Africa and into civilization. More often than not, too much time is spent showing him as an outsider in civilization when in fact, he wasn't too much of one once he became accustomed to his new setting.
But, here’s hoping he can be done right. He’s a classic character that deserves a chance to shine for a new generation of movie goers.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Transformers Movie Photo: Decepticons Versus... Tyrese Gibson?
Yahoo! Movies has a still photo up of Decepticon Scorponok (I only know who it is because of the caption) chasing down some some puny humans in Transformers. Man it sucks for those guys...
Check it out here.
Check it out here.
Old Jack Kirby Interview
Without Jack Kirby, there would be no Marvel Comics as we know it. Stan Lee may get all the public credit for creating some of the most enduring and iconic characters ever put to the page, but Jack Kirby was the man who brought them all to life, and more often than not, plotted their adventures without getting any kind of credit. From Captain America and The Fantastic Four to The X-Men and The Avengers, Jack Kirby helped create an entire universe from the ground up.
Kirby died in 1994, however I managed to find this interview from “The King” himself over on Youtube. For comic fans it’ll be neat to hear the man talk about his work. For non-comic fans, here’s your chance to see how gods are created. While not nearly long enough (just over five minutes), it’s still nice to hear the master himself espouse on the virtues and mythology of comic books.
Enjoy.
Kirby died in 1994, however I managed to find this interview from “The King” himself over on Youtube. For comic fans it’ll be neat to hear the man talk about his work. For non-comic fans, here’s your chance to see how gods are created. While not nearly long enough (just over five minutes), it’s still nice to hear the master himself espouse on the virtues and mythology of comic books.
Enjoy.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Nifty Nerduary Showdown #21
Recap #20: According to votes by the Nerduary, King Arthur carrying Excalibur had no troubles in defeating King Aragorn of Gondor. It seemed many of the voters were torn, but had to side with Arthur in the end.
Now, let's turn to this week's showdown.
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The Cylon detachment had traveled far beyond Caprica and the rest of the colonies. They had enough ships and material to invade a planet, establish a foothold, and it was all to gain some much needed resources. But after month upon month of searching, they had found nothing but barren planets with either a small supply of minerals or nothing at all.
Until today.
A blue and green planet had appeared in an uncharted system. Early scans revealed the third planet from the sun was rich in the minerals the Cylons needed to continue operating normally.
The landing went well. Radar showed movement from the north, but nothing to worry about. The Cylons set up a base and prepared to begin strip mining the area. And then reports came in of the outer scouts running into trouble, some cybernetic force with automated aircraft and tanks and thousands of troops.
The Cylons ordered everything on high alert, preparing for battle. Radar showed these were not humans, although there were weak signals leading to the conclusion some bands existed on the planet.
A robotic transmission was broadcast into the open. The Cylons were listening, curious to know what they were up against. "Prepare to surrender your arms to Skynet. Do not resist."
In the field to the north, the shiny silver troops were cresting the hill followed by tall track vehicles. Buzzing aircraft with spotlights lighting the ground circled the skies.
The Cylons knew it was time for battle.
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So we have the Cylons from the new and improved Battlestar Galactica and everything at their disposal versus Skynet long after judgement day and everything at its disposal. Voting can be done with a post holding your answer at the top with a story if desired below the answer. Voting closes in one week early Thursday morning.
May the best AI win.
Now, let's turn to this week's showdown.
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The Cylon detachment had traveled far beyond Caprica and the rest of the colonies. They had enough ships and material to invade a planet, establish a foothold, and it was all to gain some much needed resources. But after month upon month of searching, they had found nothing but barren planets with either a small supply of minerals or nothing at all.
Until today.
A blue and green planet had appeared in an uncharted system. Early scans revealed the third planet from the sun was rich in the minerals the Cylons needed to continue operating normally.
The landing went well. Radar showed movement from the north, but nothing to worry about. The Cylons set up a base and prepared to begin strip mining the area. And then reports came in of the outer scouts running into trouble, some cybernetic force with automated aircraft and tanks and thousands of troops.
The Cylons ordered everything on high alert, preparing for battle. Radar showed these were not humans, although there were weak signals leading to the conclusion some bands existed on the planet.
A robotic transmission was broadcast into the open. The Cylons were listening, curious to know what they were up against. "Prepare to surrender your arms to Skynet. Do not resist."
In the field to the north, the shiny silver troops were cresting the hill followed by tall track vehicles. Buzzing aircraft with spotlights lighting the ground circled the skies.
The Cylons knew it was time for battle.
***
So we have the Cylons from the new and improved Battlestar Galactica and everything at their disposal versus Skynet long after judgement day and everything at its disposal. Voting can be done with a post holding your answer at the top with a story if desired below the answer. Voting closes in one week early Thursday morning.
May the best AI win.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Holiday list: Take over galaxy? Check.
For those of you that don't know, Lucasarts (video game company owned by the Star Wars creator himself) released a PC game called Empire at War earlier this year a few months after the blockbuster Battlefront II. The game promised to allow players to become the supreme Galactic Commander by controlling everything from a Death Star to the grunt fighting in the trenches. The game delivered on most levels, providing a neat game that was simple enough to pick up and play but hard enough to provide hours of frustration (a most for strategic gaming fans). The game mixed it up by adding heroes, smugglers, and bounty hunters while also requiring players to manage the economic conditions of their planets and their entire empire. Cool stuff. But there were some things lacking. The space battles were always amazing and the tactical moves required prevented players doing what other Real Time Strategy games do which is just make more stuff, mass it together, and attack. However, the ground battles were boring. I found myself sighing everytime the Rebel scum invaded a planet because I knew another yawn was on the way.
Not anymore. With the expansion Forces of Corruption that was released a few weeks ago, Lucasarts did more than just add another campaign. Some expansions or sequels just give you more of the same with just a few bells and whistles to get a few more bucks out of die hard fans. This expansion changes the entire game. Not only does it add the faction of the underworld (led by a Jabba wanna be named Tyber Zahn who really is pretty cool) to give players more than just the Empire vs. the Rebellion, this game adds entire new dimensions. Imagine filling bunkers with stormtroopers and controlling powerful AT-ATs instead of the weak things offered in the first game. Planets can now be corrupted with gems like piracy, the black market, and kidnapping to have governments under the control of an intergalactic mafia. And then there is the time frame. The first game was obviously right before the Battle of Yavin in Episode IV when the Death Star was blown up by whiny Luke. The game offered you the chance to change history. The expansion takes place after that since Alderaan is nothing but a asteroid belt and you are able to build the Death Star II and the Super Star Destroyer ... mmm, Super Star Destroyer.
The expansion offers players a new game that offers so many different levels it is tough to describe all the subtle differences. Let's just say that it's worth a look. If you haven't checked this game out and you're a Star Wars fan, you owe it to yourself to try this one. Trust me, you won't be disappointed.
Oh, did I mention you can kill Gungans on Naboo?
Tuesday, December 12, 2006
The Action Figure Report- It’s an Addiction
As an obsessive fanboy, it’s comes quite naturally for me to want to collect everything that comes out that relate somehow to comic books. When I was in middle school, I had a whole set of super hero pogs stashed in a drawer in my room. The problem with this was that I had no idea what the Hell a pog was, though I had a vague idea that it somehow originated with poor Hawaiian kids. I think. Anyway, I eventually learned my lesson and tried to keep the collector’s items to the barest of minimums.Like action figures.
that try to get all that sweet green money from youNow I try to limit the action figures I buy. Companies are dirty bastards wallet, so you kind of have to pick and choose what you’re going to collect, if anything.
My number one poison? Marvel Legends, the super articulate action figure series dedicated to the Marvel super heroes. Just so you know.
Historically I didn’t always collect all of them. I’d pick my favorite characters and leave the rest alone. Then the manufacturer started the now infamous “build a figure” promotion. The deal is that if you buy ALL the figures in any given series, you get enough pieces to build and even BIGGER and BADDER figure. Like say Galactus or Giant Man. Cool idea, but that gets expensive and fast. But I’m a fanboy at heart so I buy all the figures needed to get my BIGGER and BADDER figure.
But to Hell with the variants. What’s a variant you ask? Simple. The manufacturer likes to make you buy more than what you want in any given line. They know fanboys are completionists at heart and if they know they haven’t bought everything in a series, that idea will eat at them. It’ll start simple enough, sure. Difficulty sleeping. Loss of focus at work. But then it gets worse. You develop a bloodlust. You want to murder for that complete set and before you know it you’re standing in the toy section at Target, naked and covered with blood while someone else’s entrails dangling from your mouth, all while holding on tight to the Wolverine with the mask pulled back instead of the Wolverine with the mask on.But I digress.
I don’t typically buy the variants, and the one time I did, I sold those bitches on eBay for a nice little profit. It was nice taking advantage of my fellow gets. I felt empowered.
However, now with the latest wave of Marvel Legends, I find myself in a bit of a bind. While past variants have been the same character with a different hair style, this new wave actually has produced variants that are entirely new characters.
Example. I bought Spider-Woman. That’s good. I got a cool figure. Lots of orange and red. I should have been happy. BUT, the variant Spider-Woman isn’t the same person that I have. No sir, I bought Jessica Drew. The variant is of Julia Carpenter, the second Spider-Woman.I need Julia Carpenter dammit!
So here I am, while most people are running around the city trying to find a PS3 or a Wii (both rarer than rocking horse shit at this point) I’m going to every Toys’R’Us in a 50-mile radius, looking for toys. Granted, I’m not the only adult doing this, but when every one else is shopping for their kids, you start to feel more than a little self-conscious.
I feel bad for my wife. Not only does she have to tolerate a shelf filled with toys taking up real estate in out home, but she also has to carry a list of toys around with her at all times and is required to look for action figures for her husband. But the way I see it, we want kids one day, so maybe I’m doing her a favor. By the time our children start making demands for hard to find Christmas items, she’ll be a seasoned pro.
Or she may divorce me long before that, I don’t know.
Monday, December 11, 2006
Pulp Fiction
Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shadow knows!
Oh, and Sam Raimi too.
Raimi has announced that he intends to produce a big screen version of the seminal pulp hero and I can’t help but be excited about this. Pulp heroes hold a special place in my heart and having seen Sam Raimi get Spider-Man right twice in a row now, I have complete faith that we’ll finally get a version of The Shadow that kicks ass.
Sorry Alec Baldwin.
Oh, and Sam Raimi too.
Raimi has announced that he intends to produce a big screen version of the seminal pulp hero and I can’t help but be excited about this. Pulp heroes hold a special place in my heart and having seen Sam Raimi get Spider-Man right twice in a row now, I have complete faith that we’ll finally get a version of The Shadow that kicks ass.
Sorry Alec Baldwin.
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Battlestar Playboy
From Playboy.com on next month's issue:
Frak. Yeah. Now if only I could get my own mental Number 6…
Tricia Helfer -- On Battlestar Galactica she's known as Number Six, but we can't think of her as anything less than a 10. The leggy former top fashion model makes love to our camera in quite the spread.
Frak. Yeah. Now if only I could get my own mental Number 6…
Green Lantern Creator Dies
Green Lantern creator Martin Nodell has died, according to Comicbookresources.com. Famous to comic book fans for creating Alan Scott, the original Green Lantern, Nodell’s work is also known to the world at large; he’s the artist who designed the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Nodell was 91.
Nodell was 91.
Shaun of the Dead Duo Back on the Big Screen
As a huge fan of Shaun of the Dead, I was just beside myself when I found out that Simon Pegg and Nick Frost were coming out with a new flick. This time, though, instead of zombies, they’re taking on a serial killer in a small English village.
Here’s the trailer for Hot Fuzz.
Here’s the trailer for Hot Fuzz.
Saturday, December 09, 2006
I Just Don’t Get Heroes
There. I said it. The most popular (and only) show on TV about super heroes and it does nothing for me. Not only that, but I should be into this show. After all, for the last 20 years, I’ve been a little too obsessed with not only comic books, but super hero comic books. Now, there’s a show on television that seems tailor made for me.
But I don’t get it. On the surface I dig it. Regular people gaining super powers over night. Great concept. Even some of the subplots turn me on a little. But, alas, still not my show.
For starters, I’ve seen this all before. One of the big adjectives used to describe this show is "original" when in reality it's anything but. Anyone who has ever read super hero comics for long enough has seen the stuff going on with Heroes. While I realize that there’s really no new idea, I also realize that something can’t be original and unique if it’s been done to death, even in another medium.
Rising Stars. New Universe. X-Men. The Wildstorm Universe.
That’s just a few. Even books set in world’s where super powers are the norm have at one point or another touched on or had entire arcs about people gaining new powers under mysterious circumstances and dealing with shadowy organizations out to get them.
So yeah, it’s hard for me to buy into the hype of Heroes being this awesomely original concept when it’s not only been done before, but done better in most cases.
Then there’s the technical stuff that turns me off. The acting on the show seems mediocre with everyone speaking in melodramatic overtones. No one on this show has a regular conversation. It’s all life or death.
There’s also the ever-present ominous music. While I understand that this is a staple of shows of this ilk, it just gets old after a while. You can tell the good guys from the bad guys immediately because the music takes a sharp turn for the dark when a villain pops in, even if we’ve never seen said villain before.
I want to reiterate that I know pretty much every show on television owes its premise to something that came before it. And those shows that are drawn from owe their source material to something that came before. It’s the nature of fiction. Nothing new can be said that Shakespeare didn’t already cover. We can only find new, creative ways to say the things we want to say, and to me at least, Heroes falls short.
Now, all that said, I’m still willing to give the show one more try. In January, word is Christopher Eccleston is joining the cast. For those who don’t know, Ecceston played the 9th Doctor in the revamped Doctor Who. He’s an awesome actor who I miss seeing on TV. So sure, I’ll give the show one more try, for old time’s sake. But that’s it.
But I don’t get it. On the surface I dig it. Regular people gaining super powers over night. Great concept. Even some of the subplots turn me on a little. But, alas, still not my show.
For starters, I’ve seen this all before. One of the big adjectives used to describe this show is "original" when in reality it's anything but. Anyone who has ever read super hero comics for long enough has seen the stuff going on with Heroes. While I realize that there’s really no new idea, I also realize that something can’t be original and unique if it’s been done to death, even in another medium.
Rising Stars. New Universe. X-Men. The Wildstorm Universe.That’s just a few. Even books set in world’s where super powers are the norm have at one point or another touched on or had entire arcs about people gaining new powers under mysterious circumstances and dealing with shadowy organizations out to get them.
So yeah, it’s hard for me to buy into the hype of Heroes being this awesomely original concept when it’s not only been done before, but done better in most cases.
Then there’s the technical stuff that turns me off. The acting on the show seems mediocre with everyone speaking in melodramatic overtones. No one on this show has a regular conversation. It’s all life or death.
There’s also the ever-present ominous music. While I understand that this is a staple of shows of this ilk, it just gets old after a while. You can tell the good guys from the bad guys immediately because the music takes a sharp turn for the dark when a villain pops in, even if we’ve never seen said villain before.
I want to reiterate that I know pretty much every show on television owes its premise to something that came before it. And those shows that are drawn from owe their source material to something that came before. It’s the nature of fiction. Nothing new can be said that Shakespeare didn’t already cover. We can only find new, creative ways to say the things we want to say, and to me at least, Heroes falls short.
Now, all that said, I’m still willing to give the show one more try. In January, word is Christopher Eccleston is joining the cast. For those who don’t know, Ecceston played the 9th Doctor in the revamped Doctor Who. He’s an awesome actor who I miss seeing on TV. So sure, I’ll give the show one more try, for old time’s sake. But that’s it.
New Comics!
For all the comic fans out there, the Official Nerduary Quick Hit Comic Review section (to the right along the sidebar) has been updated. This week’s comic book showing was a strong one indeed, with everything from old school super heroes returning to fight the good fight to stomach turning scenes of torture. Truly, a good time to be a comic book fan!!
Friday, December 08, 2006
The Nerduary's weekend at the movies
What's opening this weekend?
Well, there's a few interesting flicks hitting theaters if you're in the mood to brave the cold.
For those of you (like me) that haven't seen 007's newest movie, there is still that supposedly awesome flick to check out in addition to all these other movies being thrown into the mix. Be aware, there is one Nerduary Chick Flick Alert this weekend so be very careful.
Now, from the wonderful world of imdb.com, is a list of mainstream movies coming out this weekend:
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CHICK FLICK ALERT
The Holiday
Director: Nancy Meyers
Stars: Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law (Full Cast)
Studio: Sony Pictures Entertainment
The Plot: An American woman (Diaz) with man problems jaunts over to England and crosses paths with a British villager (Winslet) who has similar troubles.
Apocalypto
Director: Mel Gibson
Stars: Gerardo Taracena, Raoul Trujillo, Dalia Hernandez (Full Cast)
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures
The Plot: As the Maya kingdom faces its decline, the rulers insist the key to prosperity is to build more temples and offer human sacrifices. Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood), a young man chosen for sacrifice, flees the kingdom to avoid his fate.
Blood Diamond
Director: Edward Zwick
Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly (Full Cast)
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
The Plot: In Sierra Leone, the fates of a mercenary (DiCaprio), a fisherman (Hounsou), and an American journalist (Connelly) are entwined as the trio hunts for a priceless diamond
Unaccompanied Minors
Director: Paul Feig
Stars: Dyllan Christopher, Tyler James Williams, Gina Mantegna (Full Cast)
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
The Plot: A group of kids create their own makeshift holiday while snowed in at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.
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Happy movie going to all the Nerduary folks.
Well, there's a few interesting flicks hitting theaters if you're in the mood to brave the cold.
For those of you (like me) that haven't seen 007's newest movie, there is still that supposedly awesome flick to check out in addition to all these other movies being thrown into the mix. Be aware, there is one Nerduary Chick Flick Alert this weekend so be very careful.
Now, from the wonderful world of imdb.com, is a list of mainstream movies coming out this weekend:
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CHICK FLICK ALERTThe Holiday
Director: Nancy Meyers
Stars: Kate Winslet, Cameron Diaz, Jude Law (Full Cast)
Studio: Sony Pictures Entertainment
The Plot: An American woman (Diaz) with man problems jaunts over to England and crosses paths with a British villager (Winslet) who has similar troubles.
ApocalyptoDirector: Mel Gibson
Stars: Gerardo Taracena, Raoul Trujillo, Dalia Hernandez (Full Cast)
Studio: Buena Vista Pictures
The Plot: As the Maya kingdom faces its decline, the rulers insist the key to prosperity is to build more temples and offer human sacrifices. Jaguar Paw (Rudy Youngblood), a young man chosen for sacrifice, flees the kingdom to avoid his fate.
Blood DiamondDirector: Edward Zwick
Stars: Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou, Jennifer Connelly (Full Cast)
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
The Plot: In Sierra Leone, the fates of a mercenary (DiCaprio), a fisherman (Hounsou), and an American journalist (Connelly) are entwined as the trio hunts for a priceless diamond
Unaccompanied MinorsDirector: Paul Feig
Stars: Dyllan Christopher, Tyler James Williams, Gina Mantegna (Full Cast)
Studio: Warner Bros. Pictures
The Plot: A group of kids create their own makeshift holiday while snowed in at Chicago's O'Hare International Airport.
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Happy movie going to all the Nerduary folks.
New 300 trailer released
Rumor has it this is the final trailer for Frank Miller's 300, which is scheduled to come out next year. I don't care what people are saying, I will be seeing this movie.
For those of you who don't know, 300 was a graphic novel written by Frank Miller based on the true story of 300 Spartans defending a narrow pass against a massive Persian Army. They fought to the last man, battling until their swords were blunt and the sand had turn to mush. It is one of history's best "Alamo" type stories of men defending an area to the last man. The plan worked and the Spartans held off the Persians long enough for the rest of the country to mobilize.
Enjoy the trailer and I'll see you at the movies next summer.
For those of you who don't know, 300 was a graphic novel written by Frank Miller based on the true story of 300 Spartans defending a narrow pass against a massive Persian Army. They fought to the last man, battling until their swords were blunt and the sand had turn to mush. It is one of history's best "Alamo" type stories of men defending an area to the last man. The plan worked and the Spartans held off the Persians long enough for the rest of the country to mobilize.
Enjoy the trailer and I'll see you at the movies next summer.
Fox preparing for Sarah Connor
The Nerduary posted a little information a while back about Fox's attempt to turn the story of John Connor into a television show called the Sarah Connor Chronicles or something like that. Seems they might have found their John Connor, according to a recent post from aint it cool news. ***
Thomas Dekker…who plays Claire’s recurring confidant on HEROES…will play the teen incarnation of future warrior/savior guy John Connor opposite Lena Headey’s Sarah Connor in Fox’s SARAH CONNOR CHRONICLES.
Geeks have seen Dekker. He played Thomas Picard back in STAR TREK: GENERATIONS (isn’t Thomas Jean-Luc’s illusory kid in Nexusland?), he’s appeared in STAR TREK: VOYAGER, John Carpenter’sVILLAGE OF THE DAMNED, and SEINFELD among many other credits ...
If memory serves, this should go into production rather early next year.
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Now, I don't know how I feel about doing this show. I think Chris is right about it being a little late. Will they have other terminators coming back to attack this kid and his mom? I mean, how many times is Skynet going to do this? I know there might be some cool stories about Connor training to be Mr. Hero and how Sarah Connor tries to blow up the computer factor. Still, I don't know if I really care.
Also, it's hard imagining anyone but Linda Hamilton as Sarah Connor. I don't envy this Lena Headey at all.
I will say that, if this show goes on and is actually aired, John Connor must have the most exciting and screwed up childhood in the history of history.
Thursday, December 07, 2006
Nifty Nerduary Showdown #20
Hola Nerduary folks, it's time for another Nifty Nerduary Showdown.
Last week, it seems Darth Vader had no trouble taking down Darth Maul. The Episode One badie did not receive one vote in the contest. Seems there is no taking down Vader. Thanks to all that voted. Now, it's on to number twenty.
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Gondor was now at peace. Word had arrived at the white tower that a potential problem in Rohan had been taken care of. Nothing but a soft rumble came from Mordor now. What worried King Aragorn, however, was word of a man entering the southern lands at the head of an impressive army of knights. The man had conquered several territories and united many of the remaining tribes of wild men. Rumors whispered the man carried a mythical sword ... he must ride out to meet this menace.
Aragorn assembled his Gondorian troops once again. Legolas and Gimli were traveling. This fight was left to his men ... and himself. Althought his wife begged him not to go, Aragorn believed a king's place was at the head of his army. Now, nearly 100 leagues from his city, he saw his enemy believed the same thing.
At the head of a massive army, mounted on a splendid white horse, was the leader Aragorn had been wanting to see. He had a beard and about shoulder-length hair. Aragorn could see the sword at his side, sparkling brilliantly in the sun.
There was a flag of truce. Aragorn and his aides rode out to meet them. He took a deep breath as he stared into the other man's eyes.
"Who are you?" Aragorn asked.
"My name is Arthur, ruler of Camelot."
Aragorn frowned. "I've never heard of it. What is it that you want?"
"We are on a crusade in the name of God. If you step aside and submit, you and your army will be spared."
Aragorn could not believe the arrogance of this man. "I will do no such thing."
Arthur sighed. "I expected as much." He brought his horse closer to Aragorn. "What do you say we settle this in the old manner, man to man."
Aragorn grinned. "Fine. If I win, your army must leave these lands."
"And if I win," Arthur said, "this land must submit to our rule."
The two kings passed off their instructions. Both men pulled their spectacular swords as their armies cheered. Aragorn presented Arthur with a salute, the other king returned the honor, and they rode toward one another.
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So there we have it, Aragorn shortly after the fall of Gondor and a crusading King Arhur ready to turn all lands in the name of God. In the name of honor, neither army will be able to get involved in the fight. May the best king with a big sword win.
Voting will last until the next showdown next Thursday morning.
Last week, it seems Darth Vader had no trouble taking down Darth Maul. The Episode One badie did not receive one vote in the contest. Seems there is no taking down Vader. Thanks to all that voted. Now, it's on to number twenty.
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Gondor was now at peace. Word had arrived at the white tower that a potential problem in Rohan had been taken care of. Nothing but a soft rumble came from Mordor now. What worried King Aragorn, however, was word of a man entering the southern lands at the head of an impressive army of knights. The man had conquered several territories and united many of the remaining tribes of wild men. Rumors whispered the man carried a mythical sword ... he must ride out to meet this menace.
Aragorn assembled his Gondorian troops once again. Legolas and Gimli were traveling. This fight was left to his men ... and himself. Althought his wife begged him not to go, Aragorn believed a king's place was at the head of his army. Now, nearly 100 leagues from his city, he saw his enemy believed the same thing.
At the head of a massive army, mounted on a splendid white horse, was the leader Aragorn had been wanting to see. He had a beard and about shoulder-length hair. Aragorn could see the sword at his side, sparkling brilliantly in the sun.
There was a flag of truce. Aragorn and his aides rode out to meet them. He took a deep breath as he stared into the other man's eyes.
"Who are you?" Aragorn asked.
"My name is Arthur, ruler of Camelot."
Aragorn frowned. "I've never heard of it. What is it that you want?"
"We are on a crusade in the name of God. If you step aside and submit, you and your army will be spared."
Aragorn could not believe the arrogance of this man. "I will do no such thing."
Arthur sighed. "I expected as much." He brought his horse closer to Aragorn. "What do you say we settle this in the old manner, man to man."
Aragorn grinned. "Fine. If I win, your army must leave these lands."
"And if I win," Arthur said, "this land must submit to our rule."
The two kings passed off their instructions. Both men pulled their spectacular swords as their armies cheered. Aragorn presented Arthur with a salute, the other king returned the honor, and they rode toward one another.
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So there we have it, Aragorn shortly after the fall of Gondor and a crusading King Arhur ready to turn all lands in the name of God. In the name of honor, neither army will be able to get involved in the fight. May the best king with a big sword win.
Voting will last until the next showdown next Thursday morning.
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
Star Destroyer fleet tangles with Battlestars
About a year ago, The first Nifty Nerduary Showdown in history posed the question of whether or not a Star Destroyer commanded by Darth Vader and Captain Piett could defeat Captain Picard and the USS Enterprise. Nerduary voters responded with a commanding victory in favor of the Star Destroyer.
While this is not an official Nerduary showdown, I found a video of another similar showdown between sci-fi franchises. The video is fan made as far as I can figure. But I think it asks an interesting question and I would love to see the Nerduary folks respond to this. Which side would win? Hmmmm?
Before any current Battlestar fans complain, I do believe this was based on the 70s Battlestar show with the red lasers and such. Just FYI.
While this is not an official Nerduary showdown, I found a video of another similar showdown between sci-fi franchises. The video is fan made as far as I can figure. But I think it asks an interesting question and I would love to see the Nerduary folks respond to this. Which side would win? Hmmmm?
Before any current Battlestar fans complain, I do believe this was based on the 70s Battlestar show with the red lasers and such. Just FYI.
Hitman whacks Vin, set to hit silver screen
The first time I was able to sneak around trying to kill someone, take their outfit, and complete my mission for a nice big paycheck, I was hooked.
I'm talking about the Hitman video game franchise. The game placed a mission before you and it was up to the player to discover a way to complete his or her mission (read: kill). It was definitely a game that didn't hold back since the targets were pimps, drug dealers, folks that deal in child slaves and that sort of thing. I haven't played every installment, but the games have seemed to improve every time out. The last game I rented had you roaming the crowded streets during Mardi Gras and trying to make a kill. Fantastic.
Yes, the graphics were great as was the playcontrol and music. But what really struck me right away was the storyline. And I wasn't the only one.
For years now, rumors have spread about Hitman hitting the movie screen with Vin Diesel attached. Sounded cool, but the rumors are not always right.
A recent story has Diesel axed but the movie green lit. Here's the release from Aint it cool news:
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"I’ve played a bit of HITMAN, the Eidos game that inspired this film, and it’s fun. Like any game-to-film adaptation, though, there’s a lot of heavy lifting required to turn it into a narrative worth watching.
And it looks like Skip (SWORDFISH) Woods has nailed it. At least, whatever he just turned in has finally gotten the film a greenlight. For a while now, Vin Diesel is the name that’s been attached to the film as star.
Nope. It’s Timothy Olyphant instead. And, frankly, I think that’s awesome casting. I’m a huge fan of DEADWOOD, I can’t wait to see him play another growling, deadly sonofabitch.
Luc Besson has just come aboard the film to co-produce along with Chuck Gordon, Adrian Askarieh and Daniel Alter, and the film should be in theaters as early as next fall from 20th Century Fox.
I love the Besson-produced action films that Fox has been releasing the last few years. I wish he was directing more often, but I don’t really care who’s behind the camera as long as the films maintain that same standard of kick-assery, and this one provides at least the opportunity for more of the same. Fingers crossed."
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So we'll see what happens. I'll try to keep you guys posted. For the record, I will definitely be seeing this movie if it looks have as good as the game.
I'm talking about the Hitman video game franchise. The game placed a mission before you and it was up to the player to discover a way to complete his or her mission (read: kill). It was definitely a game that didn't hold back since the targets were pimps, drug dealers, folks that deal in child slaves and that sort of thing. I haven't played every installment, but the games have seemed to improve every time out. The last game I rented had you roaming the crowded streets during Mardi Gras and trying to make a kill. Fantastic.
Yes, the graphics were great as was the playcontrol and music. But what really struck me right away was the storyline. And I wasn't the only one.
For years now, rumors have spread about Hitman hitting the movie screen with Vin Diesel attached. Sounded cool, but the rumors are not always right.
A recent story has Diesel axed but the movie green lit. Here's the release from Aint it cool news:
***
"I’ve played a bit of HITMAN, the Eidos game that inspired this film, and it’s fun. Like any game-to-film adaptation, though, there’s a lot of heavy lifting required to turn it into a narrative worth watching.
And it looks like Skip (SWORDFISH) Woods has nailed it. At least, whatever he just turned in has finally gotten the film a greenlight. For a while now, Vin Diesel is the name that’s been attached to the film as star.
Nope. It’s Timothy Olyphant instead. And, frankly, I think that’s awesome casting. I’m a huge fan of DEADWOOD, I can’t wait to see him play another growling, deadly sonofabitch.
Luc Besson has just come aboard the film to co-produce along with Chuck Gordon, Adrian Askarieh and Daniel Alter, and the film should be in theaters as early as next fall from 20th Century Fox.
I love the Besson-produced action films that Fox has been releasing the last few years. I wish he was directing more often, but I don’t really care who’s behind the camera as long as the films maintain that same standard of kick-assery, and this one provides at least the opportunity for more of the same. Fingers crossed."
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So we'll see what happens. I'll try to keep you guys posted. For the record, I will definitely be seeing this movie if it looks have as good as the game.
From Texas To HBO
Last week when it was announced that a Preacher TV series was being produced by HBO, I was pretty excited. But then, a lot of Nerduary posters got me thinking about the potential negatives and I started to really worry. After all, the guy doing it is the same guy that managed to make Daredevil just unrecognizable enough to kill the movie.Now, I’m back on the excited side of the fence. Newsarama.com has just posted an interview with series developer Mark Steven Johnson and I have to admit I’m confident at this point that a good series that is faithful to the comic is going to be made. You can see the interview here, but I’ll go over some of the highlights now.
- Johnson has already had a long conversation with series co-creator and writer Garth Ennis about the show and plans to take Ennis’ council as much as Ennis will allow him to.
- Johnson used the comic book series as his pitch to HBO.
- Johnson plans to adapt all 66 issues of the series for the show. Some issues will equal one episode while others may run shorter or longer. He also plans to adapt the Saint of Killers mini series.
- The series will look and feel like a Western just as the comic did.
- Has already asked Garth Ennis if there was anything that he wanted to put into the comic but wasn’t able to that could be put on the TV show.
- Johnson plans for the show to last up to six years.
So there you go. I really think the show is in good hands. Not only to Johnson seem to care about making a good TV show that accurately represents the source material, but HBO seems excited about it as well, a network that does not shy away from controversy it its programming.
NERDUARY BONUS!
Ever wonder what Arseface would look like in real life? Wonder no more! Check out these make-up tests from the aborted Preacher feature film that was supposed to get made a couple of years ago.
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