Time to once again delve into Ratner's depravity-filled obscenity of a movie, now called X3: The Last Stand.
Today we focus on what should be and what actually is. Some would call this irony, I mostly call it shitty filmmaking.
Colossus should be:
We all know this is the comic book Colossus and very hard to replicate on screen. However, we were all thrilled with this version from X2.
This is just Daniel Cudmore in tinfoil. Even though the 2nd is better, they should have stuck with the X2 version.
Juggernaut should be:
Again, you're not really gonna get this very well on screen with out CGI.
Vinnie Jones in a bad body suit.
Here it doesn't look so bad. Well I mean, so fake.
The Beast should be::
Way better than the newly secondary mutation/cat-like Beast we have lately
The Beast is:
I got nothing. Now that I've seen these newer stills, I'm actually liking the makeup job.
Stacy X should be:
Left in the comic books because she was a shitty character.
Stacy X is:
Unfortunately in the damned movie. Ratner loses more points for including her. I'd rather see Chris Tucker as Bishop than Stacy X. Plus look at Callisto and Psylocke. *Groan*
I could go on and on, but I don't feel like it. I'm already kind of nauseas. So here I leave you all with a picture of one of the few redeeming things I have found thus far:
Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man (but I really want to see the t-shirt. I want to get a Multiple Man t-shirt)
Now, I'll admit it: I've been wrong before. A lot. So we have to still give the benefit of the doubt. They still have 3 months left to tweak it. But we can always raise hell later on if it sucks like I think it probably will.